Oh No! Who turned us into Mormons??
This is “Soitenly” not too good!
It was bad enough when the Three Stooges were just fun loving Morons, now the LDS Church has made Moe, Curly and Larry into Mormons.
I find it particularly interesting when LDS Doctrine has taught that when you are baptized into the LDS Church; your blood is changed into Hebrew blood. In a later, Patriarchal blessing for worthy Mormons, each Mormon is told what Jewish bloodline now courses through their body.
For me, it was a strange thing. I was already in the bloodline of Levi, through my Jewish born mother. After my LDS baptismal dip, I was suddenly of the lineage of Ephraim.
It was a hard blow to have my blood switched around like that. A Levite is a servant of the most high. Ephraim dressed up nice for parades but was a weak man who defiled God. He was a pompous man taken by his own vanity, in love with the things of the flesh.
For now, O Ephraim, you commit harlotry;
Israel is defiled. Hos 5:3
“Ephraim is joined to idols,
Let him alone. Hos 4:17
Ephraim shall be desolate in the day of rebuke;
Among the tribes of Israel I make known what is sure. Hos 5:9
“Ephraim also is like a silly dove, without sense — Hos 7:11
This was the one the Mormons have chosen for the bloodline of the majority of their people. You have to wonder why. Then, we see the same traits throughout the leadership and priesthood pride of the LDS and can understand the reasons from a spiritual viewpoint.
The LDS Church used to teach that we were the REAL Jews and the blood transfers were restoring us to the early purity of our new [impure] lineage. You don’t hear much about that doctrine these days, but it is a root doctrine of Mormonism.
So, these vicarious baptisms of Jews is somehow a holy restoration of the fallen Jews to the right root of Judaism and will continue on, even in secret, despite all the angry cries from the Jewish world.
I guess you didn’t know that Glenn Beck and Mitt Romney were really Jewish?